so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

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"Whatever you do... don't fall asleep."
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
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This film answered the age old question “How do you make Beyonce more sassy?” Answer: Put Nathan Lane to be her sass twin. 

And it was glorious.

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Ever wonder what the world would be like when you leave the devil in charge?

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i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

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my little flower prince

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Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif


and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this


Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

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Alien (1979)

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Can someone please change that fifth gif to doge? Please?

Here you go

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